Doo, Doo, Doo Lookin' Out My Backdoor

I know I broke the alphabetical chain of events but, whatever. Besides that, I'm having a hard time finding Van Morrison Videos of any quality and Van Halen/Hagar...meh, whatever.
I had a hard time deciding whether to call the entry what I did, or 'It's a Lovely Day in the Neighborhood'. Either would have worked.
Since I've been unemployed I've been spending a lot of time here in The Cave. Like all fuckin' day long for days on end! It sucks. However, I've noticed that the above scene is a pretty frequent occurrence. At least twice a week, sometimes three or more. It kind of depends on the day and the time of day. It happens a lot.
Granted, I don't live in the 'best' part of Town. I'd like to move, but shit! It's all I can afford right now. Actually, I live within spittin' distance of the worst part of town but that's beside the point. What was my point? Oh, yeah...it's The Cops.
Now I don't know why The Cops are over at this location at 4:00pm on a Wednesday afternoon. As long as they're not fuckin' with me I'm happy. I didn't hear any Gun fire, I didn't hear anybody yellin' and screamin' and shit. I had the screen door open all day and I would have heard this shit from a 1/2 block away. Nothin'.
What you need to understand is that The Cops in this Town/City/Gestapo/OPKS wannabes are insane with power. I think they just passed a City ordinance that Farting is a Misdemeanor. Farting and Burping at the same time is a Civil Offense. Leaving the Toilet Seat up is a Class A Felony. It's ridiculous. I have this picture, in my head, of a bunch of Goobers in Cop Cars with weapons going, "Watch me bust this Old Lady 'cause she went outside the Lines of the Crosswalk with her Grocery Cart. Heh, heheh...it'll be great".
They couldn't catch a 'Real Criminal' if somebody threw one at them. Hence, they bust regular, normal, Law abiding citizens for fun...and stats.
I bet the people the were fuckin' with in the picture above are guilty of letting their Lawn get 1/2 inch too long.
OPD is a bunch of Pussies with too much power. If you live in this area you live in a Police State. Like it or not, it's a fact. (But you're safe if you're an illegal, they got your back.)
Out.

